I know what you're thinking: "Where'd she get that awesome username?" I owe it to the beautiful, wonderful oddharmonic. She didn't even know me, but she read in my bio that I wanted to change my stupid username, and she went out and bought me a Rename Token. I am eternally in her debt. :-D After considering the matter carefully, I went with DuchessLovebug. I've wanted to be called Duchess ever since I heard that guy call Cher Duchess in Clueless. That is just so great.
Oh, Barbara Manatee, you are the one for me.
I'm 5'3" and currently trying to bring my weight DOWN. 'Cause then things'll be great. I'm a WHITE girl. P-A-L-E. I graduated from college in May 2006, with a BA in English. I was a terrible student, and I am SO GLAD to be out of college. I very much agree with David Sedaris: If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
And, wheee! (?)
--Favorite song: Beautiful Day, U2
--Second favorite song: Brighter Day, Jellyfish
--Most recently-declared favorite: Let Love In, Goo Goo Dolls & Lithium, Evanescence & Bones, The Killers (Don't you wanna feel my bones on your bones?)
Beatles, Jellyfish, Barenaked Ladies, The Killers, Matchbox Twenty, Guster, Sting, Dave Matthews Band, Queen, Alanis Morissette, U2, Journey, Abba, Enya, R.E.M., Beach Boys, Hanson, The Darkness, BlackHawk
--Other artists I listen to (even for one song):
ColdPlay, Collective Soul, Goo Goo Dolls, Jewel, Cranberries, They Might be Giants, Sugar Ray, Chumbawamba, Crash Test Dummies, Modest Mouse, Switchfoot, The Friendly Indians
--Artists I'm thinking about really getting into:
Taylor Hicks, Evanescence, Maroon 5
The Scarlet Letter
Gone with the Wind
Dave Barry Slept Here
TV I'm Watching:
Once Upon a Time
How I Met Your Mother
Two and a Half Men
America's Next Top Model
American Horror Story
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One Quasi Daisy:
You know, gray is my favorite color. I felt so symbolic yesterday. I wanna be someone to believe in. I have to decide between survival and bliss. I spent all my wishes wishin' times were good. Once I know who I'm not, then I'll know who I am, but I know I won't keep on playing the victim. There is nothin' gone, but there's somethin' wrong.
--You pick it...I stick it
--I'm not the message; I'm just the messenger
--We all have our addictions
--Pencil can be erased, but pens are forever.
--O, please do not kiss me.
--Under the fading chestnut tree, I sold you, and you sold me.
--God's gift to reckless abandon revealed as nothing but a prude in wolf's clothing.
So I Married an Axe Murderer...
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Viva La Vulva
--I masturbate a lot. And I've been doing it a loooong time. I like to talk about it, but I don't write about it too much. So I guess it's not that important that I mention it in my bio. But I did anyway, because it's important in my life.
--I'm proud of the fact that I have no pride. Prideful people miss too much.
--I hate how long it takes most lyrics websites to load.
--I'm really not into the whole spitting-on-the-vagina thing. It's dumb. And it sounds really dumb. And I don't think it's hot AT ALL.
--Here's something I actually care about. A site that speaks to and for victims of sexual abuse suffered at the hands of educators. S.E.S.A.M.E
--Currently in survival mode.
On the Hunt:
I'm looking for a bigger, clearer version of this image. Give me the link if ya find the picture, won't ya? Thanks.